Gloriavale Christian Community

good place for a free willy tickle (if you're under the age of 12-anything above is too old, sorry) would rate 5 stars if they gave back my buddy george though. (please give him back) he went in for one of their free baths with god and never came back, supposedly taken into the backrooms of gloriavale i miss you george.

A pretty bad experience. For starters, they didn't let me bring in my xbox360. How am I going to play gta6?. I expressed my concern because i really really wanted to play amongus with my boys aswell. Priest patrick said they have a new technology--a special chip that is inserted and you can play sus imposter anywhere! i said yeah sure and i felt a thumb up my chocolate starfish...Then i tried to turn on the TV to try out my new chip. The wifi was BUNS!!!. do not recommend for a game night with the boys

Born and raised in this cult until the age of 24. Best decision I made was leaving and taking my family out. FYI you will never know the real gloriavale unless you live there. 2 faced and only show the side of them they want you to see when you visit. A lot more darker stuff goes on behind the scenes.

I can't believe this place is still open- I just watched a documentary on this place and the fact that it's not been forcibly shut given the amount of paedophiles and illegal activities is just an absolute blight on the nz government. It's a cult! Please do not think otherwise

went for a cheeky pint with the christian lads but they touched my bumhole instead :( also priest had green aura with flies. had to stop my mewing streak for prayers :( now my jawlines all messed up :( they've no respect for the hustle 🤑🔥